dinsdag 30 maart 2010

He was probably terrified

Stranger: 19 m norway here
You: hi
You: hows it like there
Stranger: polar bears keep attacking us in the streets
Stranger: not good
You: awesome
Stranger: hows the weed and hookers in holland
You: great
You: the mixture between them is the best of all
You: so, do u still have your legs and arms?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do u?
You: well , my leg was amputated but now they glued it onto my head
You: super awesome
You: are you jealous now?
Stranger: damn, i wish i had that too
You: hehe, i can make that happen fella
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kittehh.

Too sexy for my shirt.


Yeah, this little guy is just too sexy for his shirt.

Senses song.

vrijdag 26 maart 2010

No words needed.


1.Zebra Cakes80 up6 down love it hate it
a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,
and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra
Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!








Wanna know how to make this zebra goodness?


How to make zebra cake


1. In a large mixing bowl, combine eggs and sugar until creamy and light in colour.

2. Add milk and oil, and continue beating until well blended.

3. Add vanilla extractto the mixture. Gradually add flour and then beat until the batter is smooth and the dry ingredients are thoroughly incorporated.

4. Divide the mixture into 2 equal portions. Keep one portion plain. Add cocoa powder into another and mix well. The color of the cocoa batter should be quite dark, so add more if needed.

5. Preheat the oven to 180C.

6. The most important part is assembling the cake batter in a baking pan. This is what you do.
 Scoop 3 heaped tablespoons of plain batter (you can also use a ladle that would hold 3 tablespoons) into the middle of the baking pan. Then scoop 3 tablespoons of cocoa batter and pour it in the center on top of the plain batter.

NOTE: Do not spread the batter or tilt the pan to distribute the mixture.
 It will spread by itself and fill the pan gradually. Continue alternating the batters until you finish them.

7. Bake in the oven for about 40 minutes.

10 Awesome T-Shirt Printings

If Life Gives You Lemons
We Will Rock You


Nom Nom 
Nom
Tuxedo T-Shirt Jesus
I
 Won The Nobel Prize
Why Are You Waving? Run!
Piñatas, Victims of Child Abuse
I'm 
Confused, Oh Wait
Milk, I am your father
That's What She Said

10 Totally Spy-Wannabe Gadgets

Hello our almighty visitors,
We are sure you have ever dreamed about being a spy. Do you want to be one? With these gadgets you'll be one in NO-TIME.



  








Cook rice that is neither hard or mushy but perfect everytime and keep it warm for up to 8 hours. Rice and even vegetables will be perfect with this appliance











Suspect your friends and family members of being fibbers? Question them with this fun hand-held lie detector.













These safes are great for hiding all your valuables. They look and feel just like everyday product containers.












This cuddly looking teddy bear is not your ordinary stuff animal. It is a hidden camera to monitor everyone you don't trust.
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Wanna jump over 5ft. high fences?
With these compatible shoes, it's is al possible.

Spy Sunglasses
These cool shades let you see what is going on behind you. Look out James Bond!
Change your voice
Disguise your voice with this easy to use telephone voice changer.

Nerf Buzz Saw 









With an unique buzz-wheel that allows you to rev up this gun for rapid fire blasts, you will blast your opponents with the Crazy Green Balls (included).


Dinosaur Evergreen 










This plant can save you in life-threatening situations. You can hide behind this awesome thing. It can live up to 50 years with no water, and when it does have water watch it turn into a beautiful plant.


Solar Hat


This is not a normal hat.When the sun shines on the solar panel, the fan will turn on and you'll keep it cool at warm days.